20 Things Dressage Riders Never Say
  1. I wish my seat wasn't this good.
  2. These breeches make me look skinny.
  3. I wish my boobs were bigger.
  4. I'm so excited to show my young 3-year old at its first show tomorrow.
  5. My dressage saddle fits perfectly.
  6. I wish my horse would stop trotting like Valegro.
  7. I wish my legs were shorter.
  8. This dressage show is so cheap.
  9. I wish my calves were 3 times the size they are now.
  10. My arms are too long.
  11. My horse is too on the aids.
  12. My horses trot is too smooth.
  13. Meh, I wish my horses didn't keep getting these 10's.
  14. I'm surprised my vet doesn't charge way more.
  15. My horses tail is way too thick.
  16. I have enough saddle pads.
  17. I'd never let Carl Hester sit on my horse.
  18. I have no lower back pain.
  19. These bucking horses I keep getting in for training are so fun.
  20. I have so much money left after board and training fees I don't know what to do with it all.
  21. BONUS - My legs are so tanned.
  22. BONUS - I love schooling in shorts. 

 

8 comments

Brenda Bell

Brenda Bell

Very clever n ingenious post?U make a fool out of all of us amateurs??

Dana Magnusson

Dana Magnusson

I too have too many saddle pads! Every time we clean the garage, I find more.

Louise Hoffacker

Louise Hoffacker

18) But wait…I really DO have no lower back pain! But I do do Wind Horse Classeq Yoga… .jus’ sayin’…

Leslee

Leslee

My husband is always saying, “Just how many saddle pads does one horse need?” Or, “Do you REALLY need another pair of breeches???”

Alana Kekel

Alana Kekel

“16. I have enough saddle pads”
Oh my goodness, was this made about me? Love it!!

Marilyn Storch

Marilyn Storch

I know one crazy girl who would agree with no. 4.

Cecelia Duncan

Cecelia Duncan

Absolutely perfict! Couldn’t have hit it anymore spot on ! Ahhhhhahhhh lol

Gale

Gale

Too funny. I love it!

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