- I wish my seat wasn't this good.
- These breeches make me look skinny.
- I wish my boobs were bigger.
- I'm so excited to show my young 3-year old at its first show tomorrow.
- My dressage saddle fits perfectly.
- I wish my horse would stop trotting like Valegro.
- I wish my legs were shorter.
- This dressage show is so cheap.
- I wish my calves were 3 times the size they are now.
- My arms are too long.
- My horse is too on the aids.
- My horses trot is too smooth.
- Meh, I wish my horses didn't keep getting these 10's.
- I'm surprised my vet doesn't charge way more.
- My horses tail is way too thick.
- I have enough saddle pads.
- I'd never let Carl Hester sit on my horse.
- I have no lower back pain.
- These bucking horses I keep getting in for training are so fun.
- I have so much money left after board and training fees I don't know what to do with it all.
- BONUS - My legs are so tanned.
- BONUS - I love schooling in shorts.
9 comments
Jane
Omg! I LOVE all of these! I know this is from a few years back but I have just recently discovered Solo. May I have your permission to either post this on Instagram or put a link to it on Facebook? It is too priceless not to share.
Brenda Bell
Very clever n ingenious post?U make a fool out of all of us amateurs??
Dana Magnusson
I too have too many saddle pads! Every time we clean the garage, I find more.
Louise Hoffacker
18) But wait…I really DO have no lower back pain! But I do do Wind Horse Classeq Yoga… .jus’ sayin’…
Leslee
My husband is always saying, “Just how many saddle pads does one horse need?” Or, “Do you REALLY need another pair of breeches???”
Alana Kekel
“16. I have enough saddle pads”
Oh my goodness, was this made about me? Love it!!
Marilyn Storch
I know one crazy girl who would agree with no. 4.
Cecelia Duncan
Absolutely perfict! Couldn’t have hit it anymore spot on ! Ahhhhhahhhh lol
Gale
Too funny. I love it!