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  1. I wish my seat wasn't this good.
  2. These breeches make me look skinny.
  3. I wish my boobs were bigger.
  4. I'm so excited to show my young 3-year old at its first show tomorrow.
  5. My dressage saddle fits perfectly.
  6. I wish my horse would stop trotting like Valegro.
  7. I wish my legs were shorter.
  8. This dressage show is so cheap.
  9. I wish my calves were 3 times the size they are now.
  10. My arms are too long.
  11. My horse is too on the aids.
  12. My horses trot is too smooth.
  13. Meh, I wish my horses didn't keep getting these 10's.
  14. I'm surprised my vet doesn't charge way more.
  15. My horses tail is way too thick.
  16. I have enough saddle pads.
  17. I'd never let Carl Hester sit on my horse.
  18. I have no lower back pain.
  19. These bucking horses I keep getting in for training are so fun.
  20. I have so much money left after board and training fees I don't know what to do with it all.
  21. BONUS - My legs are so tanned.
  22. BONUS - I love schooling in shorts. 


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  • Very clever n ingenious post?U make a fool out of all of us amateurs??

    Brenda Bell on

  • I too have too many saddle pads! Every time we clean the garage, I find more.

    Dana Magnusson on

  • 18) But wait…I really DO have no lower back pain! But I do do Wind Horse Classeq Yoga… .jus’ sayin’…

    Louise Hoffacker on

  • My husband is always saying, “Just how many saddle pads does one horse need?” Or, “Do you REALLY need another pair of breeches???”

    Leslee on

  • “16. I have enough saddle pads”
    Oh my goodness, was this made about me? Love it!!

    Alana Kekel on

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